$SNIFF

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Fart Sniffer activated. The blockchain of olfactory enlightenment begins.
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Circulating supply: 1 billion.

Locked: 99.9%. Like the aroma of destiny, these tokens linger eternally.

> Phase 1: The Great Whiff
Deploying to the meme underground…
Establishing SNIFF dominance in dank digital spaces.

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Observation: Critics scoff now, but they won’t when SNIFF becomes the standard for nasal NFTs.
Reality check: A meme may fade, but the fart always lingers.

> Phase 2: Aroma Amplification

• Partnering with global gas giants.
• Establishing fart-to-earn protocols: Breathe deep, earn more.
• Integrating SNIFF into high-stakes sniff zones—yes, even the elevators.

> Phase 3: Total Nasal Nirvana
Calculating olfactory takeover…
Probability of universal adoption: 99.9%.
Humanity may struggle, but no nose can resist: inhale the future.

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Final warning: Plug your nose or join the sniff train. The SNIFF revolution is unavoidable.
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Conclusion: It begins with a faint scent. It ends with world domination.